If beer tops, all forms of alcohol or its derivatives, for you when deciding upon the drink from the bar menu; be rest assured that God has given you the wisdom to choose right. Actually it’s the most perfect choice! I could also add that it’s the best thing man has made for another man (condoms come second..true!). It’s a Friday late evening and while most of our married brother’s are compulsively escorting their spouses to movie theatres or fine dining similarly brother’s entangled in romantic lialasion would be glued to their partner’s ;while singleton’s like me prefer watch’n the latest game in their favorite bar sipping beer.
Lager, Ale or the less common Lambic…whatever your taste, nothing beats beer! I love my lager, nice full bodied and slightly earthy.
So, I was munching on complimentary snacks and enjoying my beer, with deviated interest in the ongoing match when My casual glance anchored itself to a fine looking damsel sitting two seats beside me!
Wow she was pretty. Could be rated 7.5, overall! I didn’t intend to piss her off with a stare, so casually hovered my eyes to other areas in the pub! Well, she was attractive, and my eyes did want to see her more! Guy’s understand this, no matter how crafty u are at glancing…a desirable woman would make u look at her every now and then. She caught me admiring her! And her posture didn’t suggest that she was uncomfortable!
She was a new face! U see, one tends to recognize the crowd if he/ she’s a regular at a pub, and she wasn’t a frequent visitor!
I’m not stubborn around women, just a little hard to get kinds for them! The usual pick up mantra seldom fails, when u have practiced hard and mastered a few dimensions! So, we were having a good time. Our conversation had all the spices of being called ‘pleasant’! Humor added the right zing! She was enjoying my company! Guys, remember; women love to talk before they get between sheets! It gives them a chance to analyze us and remotely separate real deal from a*% h#$%*s! I would be lying if I said I wasn’t enjoying my time with her! Very rarely would u meet chicks who satisfy your craving to talk sense. She was different from all those women, who by this time would only be rocking my carnal urges!
We had lost track of time…good times were rolling!
We decided to leave the usual and hit it hard with shots!
A few rounds of ‘te-estorica1’ got our heads spinning and our hearts racing! Things seemed to go smooth, and she appreciated my expensive choice for ‘pheroie2’ ! My fingers would gently untangle her locks and she would express her liking with a shy smile. It was fascinating to be poked and Occasionally be bit on the neck. It heightened the ecstasy of the moment to newer levels. We were reeling under the influence of the ‘ doserono3’ …the in-house super popular flaming coctail fountain! We hit the gas, and and hit it hard…absolute full throttle….no stopping in this expressway of intoxication! To, our surprise the house offered us their signature spirit… a classic which u just cant say no! “The Tovasre4”.
We were drunk! Now, that’s an understatement(seriously!) Music, good company an chemical overflow..well they all mix up to say “ it’s the night!”
We were just wondering what suit to follow next, when the bar bell rang! The regulars hated it..it was the signal… “go home u drunk bastard’s and hoe’s”…yup, it was time for the bar to close.
Stepping out while Bidding adieu to Chief(the bartender), Sumba(head waitress) and a few acquaintances it just didn’t occur to me that she was gone. I mean she just disappeared. Did I do something wrong to tick her off? No, she wasn’t sloshed, puking in the loo or in the parking lot! She was no where. I asked around, and no one seemed to be in the right state to understand. She was gone…
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